Bend It Like Beckham (2012)

Comedy drama. 

Jesminder “Jess” Bhamra (Parminder Nagra) is a football enthusiast with a special talent for the game, but her parents don’t approve and want her to follow a traditional Sikh path in life. When Jess meets Jules (Keira Knightley) and team coach Joe (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) she realises that football might be her future after all. 

There’s lots to love about this film. The three leads are all excellent and deliver refreshing, emotive performances. What lets it down is the awkward presentation of the older generation. There’s an excruciatingly hammy performance by Juliet Stevenson as Jules’ mother. She’s embarrassing to watch and I never once believed they were related. Her father (Frank Harper) is almost as bad. In fact, all four of the girls’ parents are represented as one-dimensional “types”. There’s a woeful lack of subtlety and nuance in the characterisation. Much better is Archie Panjabi as Jess’s older sister, who is planning to marry. The dynamic between the two girls is tender and has the all-important ring of truth about it. 

The music sometimes seems misjudged, used in fast-cut, intrusive “pop video” sequences that undermine the drama. It could have been grittier and tighter (like Brassed Off, perhaps), but parts of it feel like an episode of Grange Hill. 

That said, it ultimately wins you over with a rousing, feel-good finale, and the simple charm of the two footballing friends is sweet and touching.

The Departed (2006)

Directed by Martin Scorsese, this remarkable crime thriller is as good as any. 

In Boston. Irish Mob boss Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson) places Colin Sullivan (Matt Damon) as a spy within the police force. Sullivan quickly rises up the ranks, becoming a highly respected detective, and protects Costello by feeding him information. Meanwhile, the police assign undercover agent Billy Costigan (Leonardo DiCaprio) to infiltrate Costello’s criminal gang. And both of them end up dating the same police psychologist (Vera Farmiga as Dr. Madolyn Madden). 

It’s incredibly clever. The plot moves fast enough to make your head spin, but Scorsese’s storytelling gifts are such that it works. 

The all-star cast also includes Alec Baldwin, Martin Sheen, Ray Winstone and Mark Wahlberg. The soundtrack is terrific, although a repeat use of the intro to “Gimme Shelter” by the Rolling Stones in the same scene seems like an error. 

As usual with Scorsese, you get everything – a masterclass in film-making. The characters are richly fleshed out. It’s thrilling. It looks visually stunning. And the script is really sharp.

Stepmom (1998)

Hot-shot photographer Isabel (Julia Roberts) tries to get on with the kids of her new partner Luke (Ed Harris) from his previous marriage to Jackie (Susan Sarandon). Then Jackie, the perfect mother, is diagnosed with cancer and Isabel, who Jackie distrusts and resents, needs to step in and take a greater role in the children’s lives. 

It’s a reasonable premise and the three leads are all charismatic and watchable. What slightly ruins the film is the presence of two child actors (Jena Malone and Liam Aiken) who seem a little too self-conscious and self-aware. I never really believed they were real people with real feelings – perhaps because they speak lines that were clearly written for them by adults. 

The emotional draw is watching the two women come to terms with their situations and with each other, which of course they eventually do. No one seems to mind that Ed Harris isn’t around much. Also, as in so many films, the characters’ wealth and upward mobility is never in question. Jackie lives in a mansion that seems to get bigger every time we see it. That’s not really a flaw of the film – rich people have problems, too – but it does seem to lessen any drama that the script attempts to build up.

The American President (1995)

Directed by Rob Reiner, this is a charming film about the US President (Michael Douglas) attempting to balance the challenges of his job and his personal life. Annette Bening plays an environmental lobbyist who he falls in love with. Martin Sheen and Michael J. Fox play members of the presidential staff. And Richard Dreyfuss is the political opponent who tries to build a scandal around the new couple and their unexpected relationship. 

It works as drama and romance, with flashes of comedy. It’s also gently political and makes you wish that politics was that simple and idealistic today. 

All of the leads are on top form, and Douglas demonstrates once again that he's more versatile than people might think.

The African Queen (1951)

Masterpiece directed by John Huston and starring Humphrey Bogart and Katharine Hepburn. 

From the DVD box: “During World War One, a hard drinking river trader (Bogart) and a prim missionary (Hepburn) are forced to take a hazardous river expedition together, encountering tropical hazards, nefarious German officers and a surprising romance.”

The chemistry between the pair is extremely strong. There’s gentle humour and a surprising amount of tenderness, without ever resorting to sentimentality. It also works as an adventure story, a war film, a rom-com and a character study. There are elements of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn in the couple floating down the river with the ever-present threat of an alien land in turmoil just beyond the river banks.

My only criticism is that the death of Hepburn’s missionary brother is never really explained. It would have made better narrative sense for the Germans to have killed him, instead of him suddenly being struck down by fever. Otherwise, The African Queen is a flawless thing of wonder.

Hope Springs (2012)

Light drama with comic moments. 

Kay and Arnold Soames (Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones) have a stale and formulaic marriage, devoid of tenderness. Kay seeks to remedy that when she employs a Maine therapist (Steve Carell) to help them rekindle their former passion. But Arnold resists. 

It’s intriguing in that it could have become a Nancy Meyers-type lifestyle-aspiration film, but it stays just on the right side of watchable. All three leads are strong (even if Streep's mannerisms begin to irritate), and some of the therapy discussions are thought-provoking enough to suggest a real depth to the script.

The problem comes from the film’s strange reluctance to explain what went wrong in the marriage. Why can’t Arnold stand to touch his wife? That’s never illuminated. Plus, his U-turn at the end feels unlikely and bolted on, without a convincing motivation for this sudden change of character. And why does the therapist bring everything down to physical intimacy? What about the couple spending an evening simply talking or holding hands? Instead, it’s all about the sex (for example, they are assigned the task of trying it in the cinema) – perhaps because that makes for a more titillating story. 

Plus, the music is awkwardly intrusive. 

Elisabeth Shue is underused as a woman who works in a bar. She only gets one scene but she's probably the best thing in the film.

The Aviator (2004)

Biopic of billionaire entrepreneur Howard Hughes, directed by Martin Scorsese and starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 

It’s a sad and engrossing story that expertly details Hughes’ decline into paranoia, social reclusiveness and the crippling discomfort of extreme OCD. 

Scorsese’s usual tricks are all displayed, but it’s refreshing to see them used in a non-crime story. At times it all seems a little too stylised, but then Scorsese handles this visual flamboyance so well that he makes it work. Plus, it’s a film about the veneer of Hollywood success so that lavish styling serves to further underscore the subject matter. 

DiCaprio is absolutely superb as the visibly crumbling Hughes. Cate Blanchett is also at her best, capturing the quick-witted energy of Katharine Hepburn. 

Also popping up are Kate Beckinsale (as Ava Gardner), Ian Holm, John C. Reilly, Alec Baldwin, Jude Law, Gwen Stefani (as Jean Harlow), Willem Dafoe and Alan Alda (as Senator Ralph Owen Brewster).

Never Say Never Again (1983)

An “unofficial” James Bond film in that Eon were not involved. Sean Connery, however, was. He reprises the 007 role in a remake of Thunderball. It’s quite interesting to see that 1965 film recreated with a fair few differences. 

Edward Fox plays the irate M. Pamela Salem makes for a rather bland Miss Moneypenny. Rowan Atkinson plays a comedic Foreign Office representative named Nigel Small-Fawcett. Kim Basinger is Domino and Barbara Carrera plays SPECTRE agent Fatima Blush. Max von Sydow is underused as Ernst Stavro Blofeld, with the real villain being Klaus Maria Brandauer as Maximillian Largo. Irvin Kershner directs.

There are some enjoyable action sequences, including a motorcycle chase and a tokenistic jet-pack interlude, but the ending peters out somewhat. The bomb doesn’t even have a countdown display, so that removes any tension. 

It looks lower-budget than the official Bonds of this period. But if you like the sillier aspects of 007, there’s plenty to enjoy.

A Good Year (2006)

Adapted by Ridley Scott from Peter Mayle’s novel, this is a surprisingly low-key drama. Russell Crowe stars as Max, a London-based trader who inherits his uncle’s home and vineyard in Provence. He travels to the estate, which he plans to sell, but slowly becomes absorbed into a simpler, quieter way of life and falls for a local (Marion Cotillard). Albert Finney plays Uncle Henry, who we only get to meet in flashback, and Abbie Cornish plays the young Californian visitor who may or may not be his daughter.

It’s appealing escapism, but ultimately it’s light, forgettable fluff. The scenic locations look nice and there’s a lot of wine. But the wine sub-plot isn’t satisfyingly explained: was the lousy produce being used to jinx the sale of the estate or was it intended to obscure their better wines as part of a shady business trick?

An enjoyable enough two hours, it only works because Crowe is so charismatic and magnetic.